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    На улице достаточно часто попадаются люди, которые одеты очень странно, одни явно фрики, про других бывает даже не знаю, что сказать, часто хочется их сфотографировать хотя бы на телефон, но не всегда удобно это сделать. Сотрудникам гипермаркета "Вальмарт" сделать это проще, у них камеры слежения за покупателями стоят и они отбирают самые прикольные персонажи и выставляют их фотографии на своём сайте. Вот и я предлагаю вам посмотреть на эти фотографии из проекта "Люди "Вальмарта"". Краткие пояснения оставляю без перевода.


    People Of Walmart

    A Pair On A Pair


    Just in case there was an extremely slight chance I would put my hands in there in the first place, that option has now been completely eliminated…Up in Walmart looking like Mrs. Jake The Snake Roberts.
    Illinois

    Discounted Roast Beef



    Fun fact I sadly feel the need to put out there because some people clearly don’t know – Shirts are not pants. Mind blown? Well it shouldn’t be.
    South Carolina

    White With Foam


    I think it’s pretty obvious these colors don’t run.
    Pennsylvania

    Ferrari Fred


    Listen old bro guy, we get it, you either really like Ferrari or have a Ferrari. No need to draw even more attention to the fact that you have a tiny pecker. We know.
    California

    Mind Of A Minion


    I got crazy eyes over here giving me a headache from making eye contact with those googly things. Do me a favor, go to your tattoo guy and have him just turn those into a Minion for me please.
    Washington

    The Singlet


    I am a master of greco roman wrestling and I will crush you!
    Ohio

    No Pants Party


    You know it can’t be good for you if we had multiple people sending in different angles of your walking atrocity. You’d turn heads at an outdoor music festival, that’s how ridiculous you are right now.
    Alabama
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Black & Yellow


    My man knows what’s up. Probably pimped that thing all the way up to Canton to watch my boy The Bus, Jerome Bettis, get inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Pimp smack gotta hurt with all them Super Bowl Rings on your hand.
    Pennsylvania

    Dressing The Part


    I’d like to put a stipulation on Furries in public. If you’re going to dress like a cartoon character, then you should have to entertain me and act like one. All I’m saying is that pianos should be falling all over the place.
    New York

    Mean Jean


    Looks like this fashion statement has a bit of a stutter and stammer to it. Also it appears to be in an accent nobody can understand.
    Georgia

    Get Your Freak On


    Honestly, I’m pretty much at a lost for words. The best part of being freaky behind closed doors is that we, the public, can’t see through those doors. Remember that.
    Florida

    This Little Piggy


    Clearly this is the little piggy that went to market. Not so little now. Walmart will do that to ya bud.
    Iowa

    P & P


    Pick your poison. Like literally. That’s toxins leaving your body people. See, we educate around here too.
    Missouri

    Down For The Count


    I’m not sure if Walmart sells Life Alert, but I’m concerned about how this lady fell and can’t get up. My guess? With those sweet sweatpants, I’d bank on a bottle of vodka. What’s your guess?
    Oklahoma

    The Tickle Monster


    For some reason I don’t think this toy will have the outrageous popularity as the Tickle Me Elmo did.
    California
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Dear Mr. Toilet


    I was just saying to myself the other day, “You know what is totally awesome? That sweet combo of grown ass man and emojis.”
    Texas

    You’re It!


    Maybe she is oblivious, maybe she is starting a new trend of leaving the tags on your clothes. Kids do it with their flat-brim hats all the time.
    California

    Young At Heart


    Just holding onto that youth like it’s a life and death situation huh? Listen bud, pull a Rose from Titanic and just let go. Let go.
    North Carolina

    Busted Coverage


    I see you’re a big proponent of covering only the top half of things. Just one man’s opinion but perhaps you should rethink that strategy.
    Alabama

    Alien Life Form


    Yaaaa soooooo you’ve got that going on. Good for you. At least our friends over at WTFtattoos.com like it.
    Mississippi

    WWIB: Breakfast Biscuits


    It’s another game of “Who Wears it Better?” So which flaky, buttery bottom biscuits get you hungry?
    Arkansas & California

    Why So Curious?


    With all the remakes out now I suppose it was just a matter of time before they redid Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat…Looks like they’re targeting a more urban audience this time. I’m just saying it’s gonna be harder to keep up with George when you’re tripping over your pants.
    Ohio

    Mean People Suck


    That’s just a terrific family credo to pass down from generation to generation. May your words inspire us all…
    Ohio
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    We’ve Gone Too Far


    What the f*ck are you doing? Like honestly here, what is going through your mind? How do you just not have pants on? Did you put your sneakers on and be like “Oh crap I forgot pants! Guess it’s too late for that now, I’ve already got shoes on”? You weird me out and I don’t like it.
    Iowa

    No Bologna


    Looks like someone is trying to hide a big mess under the rug.
    Illinois

    Scratch Like Nobody Is Watching


    Man who goes to sleep with an itchy butt, wakes up with a smelly hand.
    Unknown

    The Double Bagger


    C’mon lady, that’s just a saying guys use to joke around; you can’t be that ugly!
    Oklahoma

    Eh Oh!


    I guess Carrot Top over here thinks he’s hilarious.
    Unknown

    Back To School


    Perhaps your back to school shopping list should include something to cover those bottom biscuits. Little more Hannah Montana and a little less Miley.
    South Carolina

    Southern Pride


    Any volunteers to climb that flag pole and remove this Confederate flag? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Seems like everyone would rather see this flag stay up than see what’s underneath.
    North Carolina
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Lil’ Walkers


    Little walker children are by far the creepiest of all walkers. But let me throw some caution to all you walker kids out there. If you see me in public and you sneak up on me, I will not hesitate to put you down like Rick did Sophia. That’s just business and that’s how I roll…you’ve all been warned.
    Texas

    Toxic Booty


    Usually I’m all about there being less of acid-washed jeans but you found an exception to that rule.
    Texas

    America The American American


    Dude looking so American I think he should be in a Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr commercial.
    West Virginia

    Sharing Undies


    Bad news bro, you shouldn’t have let her wear your briefs cause those boys just went from comfort fitting boxer-briefs to loosey-goosey boxers.
    Florida

    Peace Out


    Okie dokie. Well I gave peace a chance and it let me down. Lets try war, that can’t possibly be any worse.
    California

    Red ‘Til I’m Dead


    I’ll take who would look the creepiest reading a Disney story for $2,000 Alex.
    Kentucky
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Caboose Cleavage


    With jorts like that flashing those bottom biscuits you can’t even pretend like you don’t know exactly what you’re doing. Nobody could objectively look at those shorts and think they would cover anything at all. You are full on in the know regarding your booty cleavage.
    New Hampshire

    Unnecessary Cursing


    Well if that’s your number I’m not impressed. What’s the rule of thumb ladies? Divide their number by 4 and that’s the real amount?
    California

    He’s Ready


    If I were ever getting ready to be in some large street gang brawl I’d want this dude on my crew. The other gang would be like “WTF is this dude? Is he for real or is he just so batshit crazy that you don’t know what he’ll do?” It’s that uncertainty that will have them thinking twice before they step to us. True story.
    Massachusetts

    Chomp


    I’ve seen the movie Outbreak. That shit won’t end well. I’m gonna pass.
    Illinois

    All Eyes On Me


    ♫ These eyes. They long to hold you again! ♫
    New Jersey

    On The Rag


    Next to the stage, let’s give a warm Spearmint Rhino welcome to Raggedy Ann.
    Ohio

    The Old Switcheroo


    Psssst, guess what? I think you confused your daughter’s tutu for your own. You should remedy that situation immediately.
    Michigan

    Mr. Bad Dog


    I wonder if this guy is for hire? I’d love to have him just show up to a group of stoned kids and just enjoy the show.
    Tennessee
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Feelin’ Sweepy


    Silver lining – you sweep the floor as you walk so you save tons of money on cleaning supplies!
    Virginia

    Purple Fuzz


    Perhaps next time you can provide everyone with goggles…I request mine to be blacked out so I can’t see a thing.
    New York

    Live & Uncensored


    Looks like you need to increase the size of those black censorship bars
    Ohio

    How She Rolls


    I’d give her sass but I’m afraid she always has a frying pan just ready to smack me upside the head.
    Florida

    On-The-Go


    What the heck lady? Stop accentuating those proportions. You look like a someone’s half eaten Go-Gurt!
    Kentucky

    Front & Back


    Taking the selfie to an entirely new level of self-love with that bedazzled jacket! I mean, I hate seeing myself in people’s photos, I can’t imagine rocking my face as a jacket!
    California
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Bow Knows


    Perhaps instead of a ribbon and bow tattoo on your legs you should have used like some heavy duty chains and a vice-grip. Would have been more believable.
    North Carolina

    Open Sesame


    Somebody shut those blinds please…before I go blind.
    Missouri

    Back In Black


    This is for when you’re in mourning, but also still need to pay dem bills via twerking.
    Florida

    Wanna Know?


    Okie dokie. You wanna find out girl? Let’s find out. I’ll start the bidding at I have to pay you $100 to go away. Let the bidding begin!
    Indiana

    Take Cover


    Those booty covers are so see through that your underwear look like they are just part of the design. An awful, awful design, but part of it.
    Illinois

    Ballin’ Outrageous


    Granny looks like she about to ball some dudes at hoops and then show her friends what’s up on the tennis court.
    Iowa

    Mumus For Men


    Every man’s fear of what their bride is eventually going to turn into one day…
    Indiana
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Not So Brite Future


    Honest Critics Review: worst ballet ever.
    California

    Thongies


    Thongs above the waistband is not a good look. What appears to be some sort of diaper or new tattoo protector thong is even less sexy.
    New York

    The Driest B-Hole In The South


    What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water to other parts of your hand. I can only imagine what it’s doing to your taint.
    South Carolina

    Out Cold


    Falling asleep at the wheel is not only dangerous, but appears extremely uncomfortable.
    North Carolina

    Emoji Elliot


    You’re time has passed old friend. Trying to fit in with the younger crowd makes you stand out like a sore thumbs up emoji.
    Connecticut

    Yeasty


    Somebody let the dough on those bottom biscuits rise a little too long…
    Louisiana

    The Jump Off


    C’mon guys. You’re both missing the point of suspenders. They are meant to hold your pants up, not make it look like your ass crack is bungee jumping.
    Arizona & Florida
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Весело у них там, не хуже чем на фотках из наших соц. сетей.
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