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    Hippie Hippie Shake


    George Clinton ain’t got sh*t on you lady!
    Illinois

    WWIB: Butt To Butt


    In the American culture, when a woman’s thong is hanging out, she desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love. So are you going to find out if the carpet matches the drapes on Raggedy Ann over there or are you going wild with the zebra?
    Colorado & Oregon

    Hide & Seek


    The little girl playing hide and seek inside that woman’s hair may be the G.O.A.T.!!! What’s that? It’s just more of that woman’s creepy hair? Scuba Steve, damn you!
    Alaska

    HighFashion


    Oh the high price of fashion these days. Who needs internal organs to survive anyway?
    New York

    The Struggle Is Real


    The Oakland Raiders have a section called ‘The Black Hole’ in their stadium. They also haven’t made the playoffs since 2002. Therefore their team has played about as well as what comes out of the black holes that we frequently see on this site.
    California

    Smooth As Eggs


    It’s going to take that whole shelf to get me drunk enough to want to sleep with you bud. Those smooth buttcheeks don’t hurt though…
    Florida

    Sexy Time


    Sadly Borat wore it better…
    Florida
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Lil’ Joey


    Considering Tennessee isn’t even close to Australia I’m going to assume you stole that kangaroo from the local zoo. So if any zoo is missing a little joey, Walmart should be the first place you should look. Seems logical.
    Tennessee

    Back In The Day


    You look like the person who invented sagging back in the 90’s and are still trying to hold onto it like it isn’t foolish.
    Tennessee

    Zero


    Listen lady, you didn’t need to actually spell it out with your jersey there; the Kid Rock booty shorts already told us you have no f*cks to give.
    Michigan

    The Exact Opposite


    I find it odd that they patterned that bra off of a swift, majestic & proud animal like the cheetah….because you’re none of that.
    Nevada

    Rodent Rhonda


    Is that a mouse or a rat in your purse? I’m not sure the difference, and to be frank I really don’t care. You are gross either way girl.
    Florida

    Straight Up Crack


    Looks like those bottom biscuits have turned moldy. Time to throw ’em out!
    Unknown

    Hair On Hair


    With all the moons in all the galaxies in the entirety of space, I don’t think we will ever discover one that hairy.
    Idaho

    50 Shades Of White


    Ohhh you were so close to being just pasty white enough where it would look like you’re wearing an entire white shirt. Dangit. Looks like you came up….short?
    Oregon
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Lolling Tit Of Death



    Your side titty looks like that leopard is on its death bed trying to eek out its dying declaration. Someone put that poor creature out of its misery.
    Arkansas

    Down We Go


    Ohhh, let me know if you find anything good down there. I mean, I highly doubt it. Back in the gold rush days more people wound up broke and covered with mud than ones who found anything, but bless your heart for trying.
    Florida

    The Biscuit Bluff


    I see what you did there. Trying to distract us from your bottom biscuits with those crazy socks. I’m not falling for your tricks you booty sorceress you!
    Louisiana

    Colorful Clown Cuts


    Hey, all of those clowns in the car have to be going somewhere. Just makes sense that it’s Walmart.
    Arizona

    WWIB: More Mo


    Mohawk not getting you enough attention? Dye it. So which of these Mr. T apprentices wears it better?
    Mississippi

    The Children


    You either have a shitty tattoo artist or ugly kids, I can’t know for sure.
    Unknown

    Back In Black


    ♫ Fupa dupa, doopity do. I’ve got another riddle for you.♫
    Pennsylvania

    Matching The Drapes


    Two points for color coordinating.
    Alabama
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Ballsy Move


    Hope you got on some good undies. You don’t want your balls to drop out of your skirt.
    California

    The Prego Pause


    At first I was like “Who the hell would take a pregnancy photo at Walmart?!!?” But then I realized all pregnancy photo shoots are dumb so they really can’t look that much more ridiculous by doing it at Walmart. Seriously, don’t argue with me on this one, pregnancy photo shoots are absolutely one of the most ludicrous things going right now.
    Unknown

    Why Buy A Cow?


    Not sure why you’re wasting your money, it looks like you’ve got plenty of milk already.
    Michigan

    Riding The Bull


    I’m just impressed you were able to dodge the bull and distract the rodeo clown long enough to steal his clothing. That’s impressive.
    Texas

    Catch & Release


    If I caught this fish with a net I would throw it back and then burn my net.
    New Jersey

    WWIB: Thin Or Thick


    Do you prefer dry, stale biscuits or fresh ones with extra butter?
    Illinois

    Whole B-Hole


    Parenting is truly a selfless job. Her whole entire b-hole is out yet the focus is all on the kid. Good parenting is a rare find around these parts…
    Kentucky

    Foxy Lady



    What the fox are you doing? Just foxing around? You’re a naughty fox aren’t you? Now get on all fours and run like a fox. C’mon, I’ll wait here.
    Maryland
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Last Ride



    Okay, I’m a little torn on this one. On one side I think it’s awesome you’re buddy or whoever is taking you on one last ride. On the other side I’m a little creeped out there is a dead body right there and with one bad turn you can make the evening news.
    Kentucky

    Beyond A Sag


    Where is the line that separates “sagging” and “pants fell off”? Personally, if there is a slight chance I can see your balls from behind I think we’ve hit the latter stage.
    Ohio

    Real Beauty


    Maybe they are turning Raggedy Ann into a horror film?
    Unknown

    The Color Of Freedom


    In America we like to showcase our shit-kickers so everyone can see us stomp you out.
    Texas

    Holy Night


    It’s like two Christmas trees getting you ready for the season….Hey! If people can find Jesus in burnt toast, I can find Christmas trees in booty shorts.
    Nevada

    Lil’ Bunny


    Is there like a minor league system for Playboy Bunnies?
    Iowa

    I Can’t Get Up


    It’s like when you seem something falling in slow motion. It’s just slipping through your fingers, and you want to stop it but it’s just too late.
    Pennsylvania

    A Big Hunk O’ Love


    I guess you could say….Elvis has just left the building. Ehhhh ohhhh! Put it on the board! Ahh thank you. Thank you very much.
    Georgia
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Long Ass Day



    I know I’m getting old when I just can’t comprehend these awful fashion trends. When will girls realize it didn’t look good in the 70’s and it doesn’t look any better now?!
    Georgia


    Sittin’ Sideways


    Some serious sideboob action going on there girl. Don’t even pretend you don’t know what’s going on, you know it, I know it, all those dudes walking right beside you all day know it.
    Florida

    Dolla Dolla Bills


    I would venture a guess that she will be paying in singles.
    Tennessee

    Give A Dog A Bone


    Normally we don’t get a whole story with our pictures but this is a rare case. So this fine gentleman was apparently holding up the Customer Service line returning a dog bone that his dog already chewed on saying it “didn’t have no marrow.” You would think his dog already had its fill from his shirt, but whatever.
    California

    Parenting In A Picture


    Just in case any of you high school girls out there get the smart idea to make getting pregnant your goal this semester, let this picture dissuade you. The parenting struggle is real and you don’t even know how to pay a water bill….and it’s the cheapest of all bills.
    Oregon
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    The Adult Version



    It’s like technically you grew up but in reality you’re still a little kid driving your tiny Fisher Price car with your stuffed animals.
    Ohio

    Past The Expiration Date


    Those bottom biscuits are just a bit stale for my taste. Approximately 45 years too stale.
    Illinois

    Party Time


    What type of party are you going to wearing a bikini and heels? Don’t get me wrong, attending a Vegas pool party seems legit in that, but lets all go ahead and make peace with the fact that you aren’t a Vegas 10 and move on to the next bikini with heels option.
    Florida

    Shorts & Pants


    I mean, I know women can never decide on what to wear but this is pretty ridiculous. LL Cool J even thinks that’s too much leg showing.
    Oregon

    Meet The Post


    Guess this guy just posted up at his local Walmart….huh? Right? Posted. Get it? Whatever, who asked you guys anyway. No fun around here.
    Texas

    WWIB: End Of An Era


    Bottom biscuit season is nearing it’s end. Not sure it will be missed, but we must soon say goodbye anyway. What better way than for you guys to sit back and judge?!?!
    Oklahoma

    I F*cking Love You


    I think I found the perfect couple. They would probably have an R rated date, but I’d still like to be a fly on that wall.
    West Virginia

    Crocodile Crossing


    Looks like a crocodile saw you wearing those shoes, got pissed off and attacked you from behind.
    Indiana
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    Time To Playyyyyy


    Looks like the Warriors finally came out to play.
    Wisconsin

    Oh Horse Sh*t!


    Just a big ol’ pile of horse dookie in the middle of Walmart. Nice going Iowa, you were doing a great job of flying under the radar but you just had to go on and screw up. Looking like a bunch of horses asses now huh? Figuratively and literally.
    Iowa

    Hear Me Roar


    Bro. Just no. Just absolutely no. Maybe, just maybe if you were hung like a moose you could pull off that leopard print leotard (or the rest of that outfit) but accentuating your baby dick is not helping.
    Maryland

    Tiptoe, Tiptoe


    Are those heel-less heels? Is that even a thing? Can that even be a thing? Are you trying to train yourself to dunk or something? Why are they red and gold? Did Ronald McDonald make them? So many questions I need to know right now.
    Florida

    Mouse In The House


    It looks like someone threw a mouse at you so hard that it just stuck to the back of your head. Who would have thought one person would ever get to say that to another?
    Idaho

    Precious Cargo


    I know it’s every girl’s dream to walk down the aisle…at Walmart…next to a guy in cargo shorts.
    Indiana

    On Layaway


    I tend to try and look at things on the positive side. For instance, this would look hella intimidating if it were peeking out from a Gladiator Helmet.
    Georgia

    Chester The Jester


    Ah yes, the alcoholic bat/troll/fairy/jester I’ve heard so much about…and by “heard so much about” I clearly mean I’ve probably seen you on WTFtattoos.com.
    Illinois
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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    F.B.I.


    F*cking Big Indian? The hell does that even mean? Are there really that many large Indians out there that warrants t-shirt production? Do you get badges too?
    Idaho

    A Baby Is Born


    Good call Fox, this is the appropriate reaction to that headline. Well done.
    Unknown

    The Adult Movie Director


    This bro is putting off some serious vibes. It’s like he is directing an outdoor porno movie.
    New Jersey

    Backpack Buddy


    I made the tiger purple because I’ve never seen a purple tiger and I’ve always wanted to see a purple tiger.
    Ohio

    Jack & Daniels


    If Kentucky plans on changing their state flag anytime soon can I request this picture?
    Kentucky

    Bargain Beachwear


    What is going on here? You look like a teenage girl on a beach vacation that somehow turned into the owner of the store where she bought all that nostalgic vacation garbage that falls apart after 4 days.
    California

    The Rookie


    This haircut would only make sense if you were a rookie NFL player at training camp.
    Unknoun
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    Get To Steppin’


    If you’re looking for a red flag in a relationship, a big one is when his heels are bigger than yours.
    Michigan

    Face Paint


    If Mike Tyson, the baddest man on the planet, can’t even pull off a face tattoo without ridicule what makes you think you’ve got what it takes?
    Texas

    Zero F*cks Given


    Total amount of fucks given today = 0. Deal with it.
    Alabama

    Dancing With Tutus


    I think I saw this ballet performance….It was a very sweet thing the mental institution put on by its patients. Very touching.
    Florida

    ‘Merican Style


    Dude looks like he is about to go ride a bull he named ISIS for a solid 3 minutes then take it behind the rodeo and put it down for that American dirt nap. Get some cowboy!
    North Carolina

    The Monster Mash


    Even the monsters that hide in your kid’s closet need to pop into Walmart for supplies every now and then.
    Georgia

    Tough Actin’


    Just in case you weren’t quite sure if you could somehow manage to get Athlete’s Foot on your hands while in a Walmart bathroom, the answer is apparently yes.
    Florida

    Popsicles For Puppy


    What’s really throwing me for a loop is whether or not the stuffed dog being all dressed up makes it more weird or does it just make more sense? I can’t wrap my mind around it.
    Louisiana
    Мой стакан не велик, но я пью из своего стакана.

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